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I'm DemonisAOH, a guy who loves a good fandom, video game, or piece of advice. I hate being pestered with idiocy, but love helping people by giving advice.

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

carryonmy-assbutt:

muppidupp:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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that is so adorable 

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

(Source: glory-soul)

Has anyone else ever wanted to ride a majestic dodo bird into battle?

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction)

trumpetsconfirmed:

mana-pudding:

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holy shit

smallmareep:

calliedope:

God is a woman and I;m going to fuck her

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(Source: mareepe)

ultrafacts:

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

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I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.